The ManicaPost
Gentle reader, there is this other female teacher who made the headlines on this widely read column last week for her multi skilling approach in paper chase. I am told she is now engaging village barristers to find a way to reach out to Blabber and maybe cause harm to Yours Truly.
Blabber went to town about her sexual shenanigans with that other plain clothes law enforcement agent who operates at the nearest border post as well as her illicit affair with that other big time money changer who drives a white lorry.
Lest we forget, she has been in marriage for the past decade.
Yours Truly takes this opportunity to give her free advice that she better concentrate on mastering the schools’ new curriculum that embarking on a futile campaign to get back at Blabber.
After all, she is way too young and feeble for that uphill task. There are more skeletons in her cabinet that Blabber will deliberately reserve for next week’s insertion.
Handei tione!
A bunch of pretenders
There is a bunch of social misfits who belong to a certain apostolic church sect who think that they are untouchables. The reasons are best known to themselves.
What dazzles Blabber the most is that these good for nothing Christians-by-day malefactor-by-night are at the forefront of perpetuating evil deeds in our community.
I have always said Blabber is not malicious and it is against that background that Yours Truly will not describe their dressing at church lest their identity is laid bare even for visitors to our beloved city.
Blabber will not go into whether they eat pork, beef or bread at their church because like I said their identity would be laid bare even for visitors to our beloved city.
Blabber will only give a few notes about their evil deeds so that they have a chance to change their ways.
The three are doing that thing which even dogs and pigs cannot.
Doing the unthinkable which is against the dictates of nature.
Of the three morons, one of them was a strong devotee of this apostolic sect church and lured his partners. Even though they once married as a way to cover up for their questionable sexual orientation, word reaching Yours Truly is that they are all now divorced and they are freely ‘enjoying’ a threesome at some lodging in the capital.
Lest they might think Blabber has something against them, Yours Truly will quickly move a different character but in the same apostolic sect church.
He is a young brother to a known businessman who happens to be a bishop in the same church.
Blabber is informed that his side chick is now pregnant and soon, I mean very soon, Blabber will give details about the paternity.
If you thought it only needs DNA tests you are mistaken, Blabber can also confirm.
Once again, Blabber will leave this issue for now and quickly move on to a female employee of our dear bishop who is now head over heels with a married elder form a different church.
They way the two lovebirds strut and prance in town one would be forgiven to think that they are newlyweds yet theirs is an illicit affair condemned even in the Bible.
Once again, Blabber will quickly move on and hold to more information on this unholy alliance.
The question is shall Blabber remain silent when there is so much evil happening around?
The need to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric has always been the push factor for Yours Truly and as long as we still have sexual perverts and immoral opinion leaders, Blabber feels duty bound to put pen to paper.
Watch my space!
