The ManicaPost
YOU can fool some people some time, but surely you can’t fool everyone all the time!
Yours Truly was left in stitches this week after learning of how this popular wily lady of loose morals, who slept with most local businessmen of questionable morals in the city, was finally fooled into believing that she had finally found a bachelor with a stable income.
Our ‘‘eligible bachelor’’ is employed as a clearing agent.
The poor slut, who is blessed with the looks, had planned to elope with this dude, but her plans were rendered futile after discovering that the chosen one was happily married.
In fact, our dear sister, who had quality time with numerous foreigners during the diamond rush era, hooked up with the clearing agent during the time he was working at the nearby border before being transferred to a border post on the country’s border with Zambia.
You see, Blabber has a heart and really feels sorry for this dreadlocked youngster, who spent a fortune spoiling this slut until he was dumped by this cunning lady when the clearing agent popped up.
A typical spoilt brat, who was the main man at this local African bar which specialises in pots where he used to hire and fire staff especially of the fairer sex, was recently kicked out by the politician relative who owns the place.
In order to meet the expenses of taking care of this lady, the poor dreadlocked youngster, who is given to harlotry, used to steal proceeds from the bar.
Alas, chickens came home to roost and he was relieved of his duties. As is the norm, the slut could not spend a day longer with the youngster after their source of cash ran dry. And what is this that we hear about this married young entrepreneur, specialising in cellphones and accessories who recently fired a female employee so that he could have quality time with the other one.
Contrary to the meaning of his company name, which has something to do with guidance, the young entrepreneur is guiding employees all the way to the bedroom.
The two female employees used to be friends, but the relationship took a dip when the boss came in between.
Sadly, the one who was fired, whose name has something to do with angels, is now a wandering wanderer in the city.
God forbids. What has become of this so beautiful country of ours?
