Whether you care or not, Blabber writes

13 Oct, 2017 - 00:10 0 Views
Whether you care or not, Blabber writes Towntalk with Blabbermouth

The ManicaPost

JUST in case this uncultured woman of loose morals thinks she is the best thing that has ever happened to the world’s oldest profession, Yours Truly wants to remind her that she is just another slut waiting for the next panty dropper.

I mean that tall slut who showed the world her skills in a one and a half minute filthy sex tape that has gone viral in the city. Indeed, I mean the light- skinned and dreadlocked one who knows nothing more than serving clients both at her workplace and in the bedroom.

I am blabbering about the one who works for this other food outlet known for its red colour brand. Just like her, we have so many thigh vendors around, peddling their flesh for a living, but the best that she can do is to zip her mouth.

Word reaching Yours Truly from those who have time for her claptrap is that she is busy changing her WhatsApp statuses and profile pictures, suggesting that she does not care at all about what Blabber wrote.

For God’s sake, Blabber is not there to write for those who care or not, but like I have always said this column is meant to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric by exposing all forms of social rot that had deeply crept in our society. That she does not care is neither here nor there given that we all know that those who do care can never indulge in unprotected sex with people they hardly know their health profile.

Yes, she might be soon leaving for the Diaspora as she has made everyone who cares to listen to her believe, but Yours Truly will never lose sleep about that. In fact, it is good riddance to bad rubbish for our beloved city. Anyway, Blabber will not continue fighting with a pig in mud because unlike Yours Truly, the pig actually enjoys it!

Deepest condolences to #MissLoverOfThings
What is this that we hear about this other young man who died after jumping off a moving lorry after he panicked when the truck appeared to be heading for an accident. You see Blabber does not celebrate death at all and therefore mourns with the bereaved partner whom we all know to be a city thigh vendor of note.

More importantly, Blabber commiserates with relatives and friends of the deceased. Blabber hopes they will find comfort in our Good Lord during this painful moment. Even though we are aware of his sexual shenanigans with this dark, disgraceful and promiscuous daughter of a former legislator, it is painful to consider that the light-skinned thigh vendor, who is said to have been his “wife” of late, had just conceived a baby that is understood to be the child of the deceased.

It is unAfrican to appear to celebrate death and in the same respect, I will not say much about this young man except that may his dear soul rest in eternal peace!

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