The ManicaPost
WITH all due respect to the holy ideals of Christianity, the religion Blabber so dearly loves and venerates, Dear Reader, the institution is now a far cry from what it ought to be. It is true that when we grew up, the church was an epitome of moral uprightness and humility. Today, it is nothing more than a melting pot of morals. And like a fish, the rot starts from the head!
These are the thoughts that kept lingering in Blabber’s mind after hearing of this other self-styled prophet who rose to fame during his days of performing magic, magic that is far from biblical miracles, at his church.
The church was located in the periphery of one of the not-so-old high-density suburbs around the city, but the dwindling numbers of congregants saw him deserting that parish as he relocated to that other high-density suburb whose name has water connotations. I mean that other controversial prophet who has made headlines for negligent driving resulting in unnecessary loss of life.
Yes, the same man who is known for refusing to vacate a rented apartment in a leafy suburb while threatening the owner with his powers of darkness if ever they succeed in evicting him.
I mean that short, bearded and promiscuous “Man of God”. Word reaching Yours Truly is that he is still in the habit of asking out women in his church even though he no longer has anything to his name, let alone money to spoil potential lovers.
Blabber thought he would revise his open zip, shut mind approach to matters of the heart given that he is now broke. He just cannot cut his apparel to the size of the cloth. He seems to have even gone haywire, apa haana cash!
The most saddening thing about this moron is that he is a wolf in sheep skin as he keeps on trying to seduce even married women who approach him for counselling. Such are the depths of moral decadence that have crept so deeply into our church.
Yours Truly will remain relentless in the drive to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric and this explains the feeling of resentment that gets the better of Blabber each time issues relating to infidelity involving “men of God” are mentioned.
- As Yours Truly signs out, this is just a humble plea that when the powers that be are done with restoring order or legacy in all other areas, may they kindly focus on the church, kkkkkkkkkkiest!
