What type of husband are you?

24 Feb, 2017 - 00:02 0 Views

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YES, I asked that question based on something I was sent by a fellow reader. I found it quite interesting, so I decided to post it so we have a little fun. Maybe there is someone out there who has something on types of wives. I do not want men to think that we are against them this month, after all it is the month of love kkkkk.

BACHELOR HUSBAND
The bachelor husband does things on his own without consulting his wife. He hangs out a lot with friends more than with his wife. He is not serious about marriage life. He treats his home like a lodge or hotel because he does not do anything to contribute to the growth of the home. He does not engage his family in meaningful conversation. He is not as happy at home as he is when he is around his friends. He resents it when his wife wants to join him and his friends when they go out and he resents it when his wife criticises his friends. He will do anything for his friends, but complains or refuses to do much for his family.

ACIDIC HUSBAND
This type of husband is a troubled man. The wife is afraid of him and the kids are more afraid of him. When he comes home, everyone moves away. He is always boiling like acid and always angry. He lashes out violently to his family, not caring about the damage. He never apologises and if he does he does not mean it. He is always moody and blames everyone for his moods. He is a bully, dominating and very dangerous especially if he drinks or takes drugs.

SLAVE HUSBAND
This man uses tradition as his excuse to treat his wife as a brainless and unintelligent person. He wants to be treated like a king, but treats his wife like a slave. He loves his wife and family to perform old tradition laws and respect, but he does not respect her. He hates being called by his first name, and insists on being called by a title.

GENERAL HUSBAND
This husband is a husband for every woman. He shows love and cares for his girlfriends more than his wife. He has no problem giving money to his girlfriends anytime, but never has money for his wife. He often complains that he never has money when his wife asks and complains she spends too much, but never complains when his girlfriends ask for more money. He is a ladies’ man and has more female friends. He is loved by everyone outside his home because he is generous to them, but his family call him stingy and uncaring.

DRY HUSBAND
This man is not violent or abusive, but he is very moody and stingy. He  doesn’t consider his wife’s emotions, and will not even have decent conversations with her about anything unless it is a subject he wants to discuss. And he must win every argument.  He makes no effort to make the relationship enjoyable. He has no sense of humour and spends most of his time with a serious look on his face. He makes everyone at home feel like they are stupid.

PANADOL HUSBAND
The panadol husband married to a wife with a strong personality.  He treats his wife almost like a mother. He uses his wife as problem solver. He only loves his wife when he needs something from her. He is sneaky and clever when it comes to dealing with his wife because he knows her weaknesses and capitalises on that to get relief from the wife. He acts more like a son, than a husband.

PARASITE HUSBAND
If this husband was a woman, he would have been labelled a “Gold Digger.” The parasite husband is lazy, can’t or won’t keep a job for long because his wife can support him financially.  He will do anything for his wife as long she is giving him money. He only loves his wife for the sake of money. He uses his wife’s money on his younger girlfriends. He might be educated, but he displays no initiative and makes no effort to have a vision. He makes no effort to help his wife with house responsibilities.

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