Vultures waiting for the last breath of the prey

17 Mar, 2017 - 00:03 0 Views
Vultures waiting for the last breath of the prey Towntalk with Blabbermouth

The ManicaPost

FOR while, Blabber will stop peeping on the keyholes of your bedrooms and dwell on the electioneering for new leadership at this popular watering hole that has something to do with automobiles.

In fact, electioneering has reached feverish pitch and Blabber is excavating on the shenanigans of those willing to hold fort the echelons of power.

Yours Truly is not surprised that some moron had the audacity of suggesting to club members that scribes should be banned from the place. Hahahahahahahaha, at times, common sense is just not common!

You see, from the look of things the once fragrant and exhilarating entertainment haven is already diminishing and losing its gleam as a classic place to relax and enjoy the greenbacks.

Blabber has been watching as events unfold and it is sad as it is regrettable that this chap, who is now the runner-boy at the club, is entangled in financial scams.

You see, while Blabber does not celebrate the fall of a person in as far as socio-economic status is concerned, but regrettably when duty calls Yours Truly is bound to call a spade, a spade.

He has been milking the club of a few hundreds or maybe thousands of the revenue through some shameless and blatant tricks that include inflating invoices and receipts after some transactions.

As if that is not enough, the club through its corporate social responsibility initiative, extended its good gesture to this popular radio station to conduct its auditions, but, the ‘clever’ fellow went behind the knowledge of other executive members and charged the radio station a certain amount.

He put the money into his personal use.

He had the stupid and injudicious courage to do the same trick again to these popular disc spinners belonging to this group of disc jockeys where you can judge them when you get in their yard.

While there is a person in charge of the entertainment section, he overrode his jurisdiction and put himself in charge of hiring disc jockeys where he would inflate the performance figures of the DJs and then pocketed the remainder.

While Blabber thinks that positions in the executive are part time, Yours Truly is astonished that this chap spends the whole day at the club as if he is a permanent staffer taking the role of the club manager.

He enjoys breakfast, lunch and supper together with the staff!

Besides the fact that he owes the club amounts in the region of half a thousand dollars, he is still willing to contest!

Forgive him oh Lord.

Lest Gentle Reader you might think he is the only one with dirty hands, yet seeking re-election, there is this other businessman of rowdy behaviour when drunk together with this other bespectacled loud and motor-mouthed chap who was once the treasurer when the businessman was the chairman.

The unholy alliance between these two siphoned cash from this club some years back and bare skinned as they have always been still want to get back into office.

What happened to that $1 300 withdrawn from club coffers when they were in office?

What happened to that $500-plus debt that our dear businessman owed the club when he was booted out of chairmanship?

Who doesn’t know that the businessman’s concubine used to get cash from the then treasurer and the amounts were later presented as alcohol consumed and money owed to the club?

Only a fool would give such thieves a second chance! Anhu aya akauona!

A weird combination of snatchers

What is this that we hear about a married budding businessman who snatched a married hairdresser?

The businessman, who is into phone accessories trade, is a wife snatcher, while our dear hairdresser is a hubby snatcher.

I mean this young man who is also known by the name of his child and the name of the child is reminiscent of that yesteryear young national television presenter who was later sexually abused.

On second thoughts, this one really deserves much more space and Blabber will certainly go to town about it soon.

Watch my space!

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