A VAMPIRE is a being from folklore that subsists by feeding on the life essence, generally in the form of blood, of the living. However, Yours Truly has learnt of a new breed of vampires on the prowl in our beloved city.
Instead of sucking human blood, they contaminate it! Word reaching Yours Truly is that this other young entrepreneur, who had done well in his business, albeit taking advantage of his late wife is on a spree spreading the deadly virus. We all know of his sexual relationship with this other female banker who has now gone for years with the virus, thanks to the modern-day medication that she religiously depends on.
With his goat bearded shave, our dear young businessman has perfected the art of luring young women using money. In fact, Blabber is informed that there is a sex tape doing the rounds and by the time Yours Truly places the last full stop on this piece I can assure you the tape will be in my inbox.
Reliable informants have confided in Blabber that the tape features this soft-spoken young businessman and this other tall waitresses in one of the city’s upmarket food outlets.
I mean that other light-skinned waitress who is known for her dreadlocks, once a mixture of black and ginger, but now all black, designed like those of a contemporary local musician who recently made headlines for his affair with a popular raunchy dancer. Yes, the morally loose waitress who works for this other food outlet known for its red colour brand. She also has a long list of young men she has spent quality time with, some of them close friends. What disturbed Blabber the most is that, in the sex tape, the two were said to be engaging in unprotected sex while filming themselves and only God knows how the clip leaked.
The boy actually has the knowledge of his status. While the boy looks healthy and well, fellow countrymen, please be warned, in this day and age, looks are so deceiving! Blabber will keep his ears to the ground and who knows this might soon find space in the news pages of this publication.
Watch my space!
Shameless sex addict
GENTLE Reader, you remember that bare skinned fella of mixed blood who has been on this column for his open zip, shut mind approach to sexual matters. I mean the one who manages the dead before their last journey to their final resting place. Word reaching Yours Truly is that after spending years in the Diaspora he was eventually deported and came back home with this other elderly woman whom he now calls wife. In fact, the wife is almost twice his age as she already has a female child of our dear brother’s age.
Like a hungry lion, as his name partially suggests, the boy feasts on both the mother and the daughter. The poor daughter’s movement are closely monitored by our jealous sex predator and she is even given very limited time out of their place of residence. As if that was enough, he has since impregnated this other slut who is going about claiming that she never regrets carrying his baby since all his sexual partners are also thigh vendors including the so-called wife at home.
By the way . . .
Talking about young men feasting on both mum and daughter, there is other very popular businessman’s wife who is having quality time with her loose daughter’s boyfriend. This tall young man, who is into musical entertainment promotion projects, is being paid handsomely to go between the sheets with this light-skinned, pompous wife of a businessman as well as the wayward, snobbish daughter, too. Blabber did not really go out of his way to get WhatsApp chats in this love triangle, but these are some of those juicy ones that come knocking on Blabbers’ doors.
Later shall be greater!