The ManicaPost
BLABBER does not poke fun out of peeping on the keyholes of your bedrooms but like I have always said, the need to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric keeps me going. Yours Truly thought this other popular boy had finally changed his ways but it appears he still suffers from restless groin syndrome, a condition that others prefer to call sexual addiction.
With his small, not-so-comfortable March ride, peach in colour, the boy has been going about his errands in town as he continues playing front for some big men in the city and beyond. Many will remember him for his illicit affair with this other widow. I mean that stinking adulterous affair that happened when hubby was still alive.
The widow is a devout member for this other church that came from England. In fact the widow was recently in the midst of a church wrangle even though her nude pictures were leaked and going viral at the same time. I mean that infamous woman whose husband died while playing a social soccer match.
Blabber is simply referring to this lady of loose morals so that one quickly realises the boy I am blabbering about. Word reaching Yours Truly is that sluts in the city no longer find any comfort in going out with him after he recently infected a local hairdresser with an STI.
So heartless was the boy to the extent that he did not invite the lady for a visit to the clinic let alone inform her of the nasty ailment he gave her until she finally discovered it on her own. Incessant attempts by the hairdresser to go to bed with him were now fruitless as the boy knew he had been cured.
The light skinned hairdresser, who works at this other saloon opposite a popular mobile network service provider and resides in that sprawling suburb beyond the mountains, finally went for treatment after experiencing excruciating pain from warts that were now spreading like veld fire on her privates.
Apart from the pain and humiliation of having contracted an STI, all she is left with now are selfies taken in the company of this sexual pervert in different hotels. Blabber hopes that the wife at home was not also infected. Depending on which side of the bed that Yours Truly wakes up, the selfies, hospital cards and more detail might be my next port of call.
Tough Luck Comrade!
What is this that we hear about a popular businessman who is known for referring to himself as the ‘real people’?
I mean the one who owns a local private school. Blabber is informed that he was recently left nursing the pain of putting too much trust in sluts after he discovered that he was being cheated by one of them. What disturbed him the most is the fact that a fellow equally popular businessman had even bought a new smartphone for the Jezebel sister.
If you think Blabber writes folklore watch my space for the actual make of the phone as well as graphic details of this love triangle. He now wants his money back Stung by the pain of having paid lobola and watch his wife to be being sent to school in the Diaspora for almost half a decade now, this other son in law is now demanding his lobola.
Blabber’s informant pledged to come back with the amount that he is demanding, the people that will be sent to the wife’s family as well as the family’s response. Rich as they are, the family is likely to pay him back every cent. Hold your breath gentle reader, you will be the first to know it all. In the meantime, don’t forget to take good care of your loved ones!
