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School started on Tuesday and I know for most of you the first two weeks of schooling will be slow and you just cannot wait for busy weeks, what with all the energy y’all got from the holidays. Do not worry, busy is coming. You better start preparing for your national and end of year exams. They are only a few weeks away my dears. Love you to bits. Ciao
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An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, “Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there!” So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African.
However, instead of becoming upset, the African man simply looked up at the American and shouted, “Thank you!” That infuriated the man. So once again, the American took out his wallet and shouted, “Waiter!
This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African man sitting in the corner over there!” So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African man.
When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the African man simply smiled at the American and shouted, “Thank you!” That made the American man furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the waiter, “What is wrong with that African man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts ‘Thank you.’ Is he mad?”
The waiter smiled at the American and said, “No, he is not mad at all. He is the owner of this restaurant. May your enemies work unknowingly in your favour.
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Hie Tentie, my name is Tanaka Manyau. I want to send my shout outs to my friends Floxie, Evidee, Zaxie and Gaza team.
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Hie Teenchat, I want to say hie to Tuchie and Shamiso from Mutare Boys High, not forgetting Takudzwa from Hartzel. It’s Tatenda Chapilila Biriiri.
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Hey Tentie , its Lyann Njopera, I want to say hie to Tasha, Paida and Collins. I love you guys and wish you good luck in your O-Level exams.
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Sup Tentie, I want to greet everyone who knows me especially Tsitsi, Loveness, Mashie, Tentie, Lynn, Liane, Abie at ZHS. I love and I miss you all guys. Norie.
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Hie Tentie, I want to greet all those who love me including Tadiwa, Masline, and Mimie Mashongwa at Nerutanga Primary. Classmate.
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Teen Chat, I just want to say hie to all my classmates, Phil, Noma, yme Rue, Ellmael and to those know me. I am Elizabeth from Gedion Mhlanga, Chipinge.
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Hie Teenchat, my name is Raymond Masango. I want to pass my greetings to Tinei, Tanashe and Brendah Chapeyema.
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Kisses and hugs dearies, xoxoxo!
