The ManicaPost
With everyone making New Year resolutions Blabber will not be left behind. Everyone wants a fruitful and successful year. For those who mistakenly thought Blabber will remain domiciled in the eastern border city you are lost. Blabber has extended territory!
The prying eyes of Blabber have been extended to the second largest town north of this province. The town has been growing in leaps and bounds and so has been the death of immorality especially when it comes to matters done under sheets. Dear loyal reader Blabber has plenty of juicy yet so sad tales of how moral values have been discarded.
There is this town boss who is an embarrassment to say the least. He arrived in the town some few years ago and got hooked up to this yesteryear or is it ancient thigh vendor who was on the verge of shifting to another town because she had virtually slept with every man and no sane man was giving her attention anymore.
The town boss brought her back in the game. The man quickly dumped his wife and family and went on to stay with this harlot. Now with the town boss tucked under her armpits with the aid of juju, the harlot is back to her old habits of trading her thighs while the town boss will be sleeping at home. Blabber is told that she is also in the habit of assaulting this clueless chap whenever he asks her movements. Next week Blabber will unmask this sicky single mother who is spreading the virus wilfully. She is targeting young and new men in town taking advantage of the fact that they are not aware of her dark and ugly past.
Nothing in a name
“There is nothing in a name that which is called a rose, by any other name it would be as sweet”, the greatest playwright of all time William Shakespeare once wrote.
Blabber could not help but reminisce of this cliché when as Yours Truly was pondering on what is going on our beloved city.
There are two brothers whose surname tells us not to stab each other but the opposite is exactly what they have done.
While one of the brothers is running a seemingly booming fast foods business, where one licks after eating, the other seems to be also doing well in his entrepreneurial undertakings.
Blabber is deeply worried, disturbed or troubled by the way these two well known brothers seem to have made their money at the expense of their own relative who is now singing the blues.
The once booming bread baking business of their relative is now in a sorry state, if ever it still exists at all.
Instead of being humane and showing compassion to the broke businessman from whom they siphoned resources to start their respective business entities, the two brothers are neglecting him to carry his own cross. This is indeed a sad, painful story of betrayal.
I once told you, I am human, I am of flesh and blood too hence as my fingers take turns to pounce on this keyboard, believe me gentle reader, tears are running down my cheeks. For that reason, I will end here and resume when I regain composure!
Clearing Agent’s Sodom and Gomorrah
There is a clearing agent who works at a nearby border post whose sexual shenanigans have left many shell-shocked.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that the boy is in the habit of enticing young women as well as well known sluts to visit his home in one of the city’s low density suburbs.
Poor girls and women of loose morals are easily lured by the green environs of the hood that he resides let alone the pool parties that the boy frequently hosts.
For those who are still not sure of his identity, his name has Islamic connotations.
Those in the know confided in Blabber that he usually takes in not less than four women at a go and when he is in a generous mood he then invites one or two of his colleagues.
In that suburb well known for being green, the sexual pervert has created his own version of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Like I have always said, Blabber is never malicious neither is he vexatious but it is the need to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric that keeps me going.
Who knows, maybe it runs in the family
What is this that we hear about this other boy who recently impregnated a young girl and the later lost her life trying to terminate the pregnancy.
Blabber is only worried that the boy, just like his well known sister, lost a partner so early in life and who knows maybe it runs in the family. He sister also went through the same ordeal.
I mean the loose Jezebel sister who was married to a departed big time diamond dealer. This is none other than wife to that diamond dealer who breathed his last a few years ago after nasty car crush that happened in the periphery of the CBD and some still believe the accident happened while he was on his way to relieve himself in the forest, as per his sangoma’s prescription.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that her young brother also lost his partner after she tried to terminate pregnancy. If indeed it runs in the family, Yours Truly really hopes that elders in the family will convene crisis resolution meeting for the young men and women in the family.
