HARDLY a month after Yours Truly revealed that some foreigners, businesspersons, bar owners, diamond dealers, and innocent tertiary colleges boys were eating and licking from the waitresses at this popular food outlet, word reaching me is one of the outlet’s bosses was shown the exit door. Yes, booted out!!!!
Yes, your guess is as good as mine. He was sent packing after he proposed love to one of the employees. We used to think that this damager masquerading as a manager was smart, but little did we know that he was an ostrich that buries its head in the sand exposes its thinking parts.
So reckless is our damager as he opted to propose to his subordinate via the WhatsApp social media platform. The messages have since gone viral after the waitress opted to share the juicy texts with anyone who cared to read them.
The messages found their way to the company bosses and in no time, they descended heavily on the poor soul and as Yours Truly pens this one, he has since joined the list of the employed. We always warn you against the open zip and close mind policies some of us in leadership positions always apply.
Hativhimiri mudanga! What next now Mr bed hopper, what about your family? As the late gifted crooner System Tazvida would put it, Ndiwe wakazvikanyira wega…
Beware of wolves in sheep skin
Yours truly has learnt with sadness, through his informants, how female thugs and notorious thigh vendors have invaded the newly-opened entertainment joint whose name has digits. They purport to be college and university students to earn male imbibers’ trust before they pounce on them.
They work in cahoots. The girls, for instance, include a team of five ladies who are moving around the city with a small car from a Toyota family. They dress, dance and behave well before they pounce on unsuspecting revellers of their hard-earned cash especially through swiping.
And the list is complete
Yours Truly has finally completed compiling a list of married women who are being spotted at different watering holes, especially at that other popular open air joint a few kilos out of town. They have upped their game by dating young boys Ben-10s whom they spoil with their ill-gotten monies.
But do their hubbies know how these pleasure seekers are spending their priceless time. They park their heavily double-black tinted cars a few metres from the bar and wheel spinners and send their Ben-10s to do all the errands from braaing to buying the waters of wisdom.
Some of them play the horizontal mumbo jumbo game in the cars with no-one suspecting. Yours Truly always make it clear that he does not enjoy tarnishing people’s images, but truth be told, Blabber shall not be silent and watch our norms and values being trampled upon. Till next Friday, remember to take good care of your loved ones! Chikuru rudo!!!!
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