The ManicaPost
BLABBER regrets that our city, beautiful as it has always been, is so small that any outstanding act easily gets attention, so it is with a certain slut that resides in that high-density suburb whose name has water connotations.
Her first name is reminiscent of the deceased singer who breathed his last after suffering from pneumonia.
I mean the late dreadlocked musician whose exploits with the acoustic guitar left many green with envy.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that she has perfected the art of harlotry as she is usually spotted near that trendy eatery right in the city centre luring men of means.
In fact, she has managed to hook quite a number of well known businessmen in the city and Blabber is in possession of the long list of loose businessmen who know her birth suit.
Yours Truly is actually tempted to name and shame these businessmen because Gentle Reader the list is so long to make a complete football team, substitutes plus technical staff. Kkkkkkkkkk!
The most disturbing thing about this slut on apprentice is that she is now a source of shame for the family, given that her dad is a well known man of the cloth.
To be precise, her father is a founder of a certain church and instead of her leading an exemplary life like we all would expect a pastor’s daughter to be, she is peddling her flesh for quick money.
One wonders what the man of the cloth imparts to the kids enrolled at a private school that the family runs when they cannot impart good advice to their own.
Is it Jackie Chan
or Jack Sparrow?
What is this that we hear about this ageing well known daughter of a former legislator who is on the hunt for young men with a little bit of some cash to spoil her?
The tried and tested thigh vendor has seen it all in the oldest profession and even though Blabber understands that she has reached menopause, she still has the tenacity to lie to her Ben 10s that she has fallen pregnant.
Yours Truly feels sorry for this other young boy who is now head over heels in love with this ageing slut. The boy had done so well to turn himself from a hopeless teen that used to run around with braai for patrons at this other popular watering hole to a self-sufficient citizen, but now dumps his family for this slut. God forbid!
The woman has become so desperate that even her mother can no longer trust her with a mere $10 note meant for electricity bills as she can easily divert the small amount to buy this other trendy opaque beer in one litre plastic containers.
Reader, if you think this is out of malice, ask that fuel vendor whose fuel was taken for virtually nothing and up until now the boy is counting his losses.
I knew it would be a farce
The 1927 Liberian general election was referred to as “the most rigged ever” and also made it into the Guinness Book of Records as the most fraudulent ever, as despite there being fewer than 15 000 registered voters, the purported winner, King, received around 240 000 votes.
Blabber understands something similar to that happened at this other popular watering hole where chairs and tables were thrown all over as members protested over blatant election rigging.
Blabber is only shocked that something that takes so much of one’s time and is being done voluntarily, for no payment at all, results in such a fierce scuffle for positions. Uuuuuuummmmm, there is more than meets the eye!
Yours Truly will give members at this club a chance to put their house in order. Good morning Boss Pams!!!!
Till next week, remember to take good care of your loved ones!
