The ManicaPost
I HAVE always reminded you Gentle Reader that Yours Truly has a heart and if there is anything that keeps me going, it is the need to preserve the little that remains of our social fabric.
This is exactly the reason Blabber could not resist the urge to pen about the sexual shenanigans that have become so rampant at this organisation well known for its penchant for poor service delivery and ever-increasing bills to residents.
First things first, they say.
One of the highest office in this organisation is in the midst of marital problems after wifey got fed up with our dear boss’ insatiable sexual appetite.
She even went gaga and caused a stir at hubby’s workplace sometime this year, but it appears she has all, but lost the battle.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that the man can no longer perform in bed after being ‘tied’ by one of his concubines. As a result, the wife is now also being feasted upon by certain young men whose identity Blabber will reserve for now future use.
It’s a shame that while he is in his current office on acting capacity, some young men are also acting in his capacity with his wife!
All is not well in the bedroom that divorce could be impending. Pakaipa!
Yours Truly is also informed that in the same organisation, there is also a senior employee, whose name is reminiscent of words that give emphasis to actions, mostly found in African languages, (nyaudzosingwi), who also has his fair share of sexual escapades.
Sadly for him, he has since been demoted and is now an ordinary employee reporting for duty in that high-density suburb near the terminus.
Just like his boss, Blabber’s informants said this sex addict was also visited at his workplace by his irate wife who ran amok, destroying property while denouncing the sexual pervert.
A leopard can never change its spots and as Blabber pens this piece, the sex predator is having quality time with this other lecturer from a local college. Yes, I mean one of the biggest colleges in the city where students undertake several practical courses.
I hope a day will come when these sexual perverts will learn the old adage that ‘a carpenter bee must concentrate on one place because it can never exhaust all the flowers in this world’.
Talking about sexual shenanigans and failing marriages, Blabber is in the midst of an investigation into yet another respected brother who is also having problems with wife over infidelity.
Have a great weekend and always remember to take good care of your loves ones!
