The ManicaPost
IN these difficult times when many are finding it hard to make ends meet, Blabber is surprised, rather shocked, that some punks are siring children like rats. At a time when family planning is the in-thing, Yours Truly finds it hard to understand the motive behind ‘manufacturing’ children in animalistic fashion.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that there is a well known dealer who is taking every chance he gets to have a baby with any woman who comes his way. As Blabber pens this piece, the boy has more than 25 children with different mothers across the city.
For the benefit of those who could be wondering who exactly Blabber is talking about.He survives on buying and selling different goods from South Africa including those boxes that are used to pack fast foods like pizza.
Many quickly remember him for his gold coated tooth which is unmistakably visible when he smiles each time he stumbles upon a good looking woman. He resides in the evergreen environs of that rainforest-like area just outside the Central Business District.
The Bible has told us that his namesake was the first man to be created by God and his behaviour has shown us that men can be so daring.
However, ahead of him, there is a grandmaster.
50 not out…
There is a white bearded bozzo, dark in complexion and muscular, who traces his background to life in a popular apostolic sect, but he latter opted out of the religious cult.
Even though he was once broke and had to eke out a living from the business of ferrying people through hiring, he is now into earthmoving business, hence things seem to have greatly improved for him.
A serious contender for Mr Ugly given an opportunity, this guy is known across the city for three things — he has an exaggerated sense of self importance, he is never tired of chasing skirts and he takes good care of his women and children.
His is surely not a family, but a community!
He has more than 50 children. One can easily call him a community administrator and not a father of a family — it is too big, you really need tactically correct managerial skills.
He needs $300 for less than a week’s food supplies only. Yes, $300! His wives and children are based in his rural home area where banana farming is common. His wives take turns to visit their husband in the city.
“Dr Love” plans the duty roaster for his wives’ conjugal rights and by his own admission, when planning the roster, every wife gets a chance to come to the city. What perturbs Blabber is that even when the wives take turns to visit their husband, he still has the energy to chase after more women in the city.
Blabber is not judgemental at all, but all I am saying is dear comrades, let us not chew more than we can swallow. Till next weekend, remember to take good care of your loved ones!
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