The ManicaPost
WHETHER it was through the back door or the front door, the fact remains that Yours Truly is highly favoured by the heavens as flesh and blood are still intact going into the New Year.
Blabber has no doubt that most of you Gentle Readers are equally fit. What we might only need to remind each other is that the only thing that has changed are the digits on our calendars, otherwise Yours Truly will still be peeping on the keyholes of your bedroom doors as usual.
None of us needs to be reminded that the need to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric still remains the push factor in this initiative. Endowed with eyesight and intellect, sharper than ever before, ladies and gentlemen brace yourselves for an exciting 2018 where Blabber will name and shame all social misfits.
More importantly, there will be no sacred cows including those in the habit of knocking on the doors of higher offices seeking unwarranted protection from Blabber, yet they are fully aware of their own shenanigans.
The beauty and splendour that the environs of this city are known for surely must be the same when it comes to our moral values as wise men and women from the east. Men and women of the cloth must know their duty in our society and be well aware of the expectations that we all have of them.
Our respected businessmen and women must learn to live a dignified life without taking advantage of the less fortunate young girls and boys in the city. So are our politicians who love so much to be called by the title Honourable when there is absolutely nothing honourable in their behaviour or conduct.
While we do not expect much in terms of moral uprightness from our socialites, we honestly do not expect them to trample upon our cultural norms and values willy-nilly.
And for our married women, please respect your nuptial vows. If one is tired of the union, it is better to move out first and then engage in other affairs. Blabber is not chauvinistic, but if truth be told, our society frowns upon cheating married women and nothing can ever be so dehumanising for the victim’s husband.
As the year progresses, let no one say I was never warned. I rest my case. Chikuru rudo!
