The ManicaPost
GENTLE Reader, I told you last week that it is unAfrican to speak ill of the dead, but at times the truth just has to be said.
Blabber is informed that the young man who died last week after jumping from a lorry that he thought was heading for an accident was a well- known womaniser who had quality time with several city concubines including the one who gave birth to “his” baby two days before his death.
Those who had time to attend the funeral confided in Blabber that a photo of the deceased pierced with a needle was found in the handbag belonging to his “wife”. Being African, we need no rocket scientist to explain to us the meaning of this. Blabber will not delve into the politics of two well-known women of loose morals who were competing only to be recognised as the legitimate wife of the deceased during the funeral.
Once again, may his dear soul rest in eternal peace!
A tale of a fool and his money
WHAT is this that we hear about this broke diamond dealer who once became an overnight celebrity in the city after making a fortune from the precious gems.
We all know how he drove high-borne vehicles of different makes and lured women of different shapes and sizes as he spent his money like there is no tomorrow.
I am talking about none other than the pint-sized moron, dark in complexion, who even had the tenacity to provide accommodation at his home for a certain popular dance group at the climax of the diamond rush madness.
Yes, the one popularly known by his first name which starts with the fourth letter of the alphabet.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that after getting broke following misuse of proceeds from the diamond rush Lady Luck smiled once again and he started making money once again.
However, true to the saying, a fool and his money will soon part ways; our dear brother is once again struggling to make ends meet as he spent most of the money he had worked for in the casino.
The bare-skinned moron has now sold even his household property in a desperate attempt to remain liquid.
Yours Truly wonders whether this is what he hoped for when he underwent some rituals that include taking a bath with his own mother.
City of sex tapes
Yours Truly really wonders what is happening in our beloved city. While most of us are complaining about this hot weather some are not only finding enough time to go between the sheets, but actually recording themselves in their birthday suits.
God forbid!
Before Blabber puts the last full stop on this piece, another sex tape featuring a well-known “Man of God” and a city harlot will be in my inbox.
Next Friday is not far away, watch my space!
