WHAT is this that we hear about this other nincompoop who is well known for lying to each and everyone who cares to listen that he is in the Central Intelligence Organisation.
To some, he is a member of the Criminal Investigation Department.
Alas, he is just a wandering wanderer!
A few notes will help you realise the idiot I am talking about.
He is a pathological liar. Apart from the blue lies about his attachment to the aforementioned Government departments, he used to lie that he owns a house in the 16th section of that sprawling suburb beyond the mountains.
In fact, he is now staying a few kilos from that suburb in some squalid conditions of an undeveloped neighbourhood near an army cantonment area.
Short and light in complexion, with his hands always in his pockets, he is always wearing different second hand suits even when the weather is not permitting.
Blabber does not enjoy poking fun out of other people’s disabilities, but the fact is that his reproductive health is compromised. In short, he is infertile.
Be that as it may, word reaching Yours Truly is that he is now taking advantage of women who are starring in the movie he is currently partaking in.
Blabber has it on good authority that he is bedding one of the co-main actors and has since dismissed a number of those who have turned down his sexual proposals.
As if that was enough, together with a newly appointed, but equally idiotic manager, they has personalised the projects as if it belongs to them, yet we all know that brains behind the project.
Our dear fake operative is even selling discs and converting proceeds to personal use.
Like I have always said, Blabber is never judgemental, thus Yours Truly will be watching hoping these morons will soon change their ways, lest….
Of married female pleasure seekers
Of late, Blabber has been watching as married women compete with their male counterparts in having fun at different beer outlets dotted around our beautiful city.
Forgive me, Blabber is too African, thus he finds it strange for a married woman to go out for alcoholic beverages in the company of both male and female friends.
This is the reason why Yours Truly has been compiling the list and rankings of married women who are being spotted at different watering holes, especially at that other popular open air joint a few kilos out of town.
Soon and very soon, the list and rankings will be out!
Hot human golden combos on offer
All along Yours Truly thought that they are eating and licking their fingers after some chicken golden combo meals. Little had Blabber known that foreigners, businesspersons, bar owners, diamond dealers, and innocent university and college boys are taking turns to hire and fire waitresses at the two branches of this food outlet.
What perturbs Blabber the most is that some of the waitresses at this food outlet are well known husband snatchers.
Just like married female pleasure seekers, get it from me, the list of waitresses and their clients is also in the making.
Till next Friday, remember to take good care of your loved ones!